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وهل عبارة عن مجموعة مقولات لمشاهير العالم بتكلموا عن الكمبيوتر و البرمجبات

1. “Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions
of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just
done by brute force and thousands of slaves.” (Alan Kay)

2. “The trouble
with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until
it’s too late.” (Seymour Cray)

3. “Measuring programming progress by
lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight.” (Bill
Gates)جميلة الجملة دى

4. “First learn computer science and all the
theory. Next develop a programming style. Then forget all that and just hack.”
(George Carrette)

5. “Computer language design is just like a stroll in
the park. Jurassic Park, that is.” (Larry Wall)

6. “Fifty years of
programming language research, and we end up with C++?” (Richard A. O’Keefe)

7. “Writing in C or C++ is like running a chain saw with all the safety
guards removed.” (Bob Gray)

8. “In C++ it’s harder to shoot yourself in
the foot, but when you do, you blow off your whole leg.”(Bjarne Stroustrup),
LOOOOOOOOOOL

9. “C++ : Where friends have access to your private
members.” (Gavin Russell Baker)

10. “One of the main causes of the fall
of the Roman Empire was that–lacking zero–they had no way to indicate successful
termination of their C programs.” (Robert Firth)

11. “Java is, in many
ways, C++– .” (Michael Feldman)

12. “Fine, Java MIGHT be a good example
of what a programming language should be like. But Java applications are good
examples of what applications SHOULDN’T be like.” (pixadel)

13. “Good
code is its own best documentation.” (Steve McConnell)

14. “The first
90% of the code accounts for the first 90% of the development time. The
remaining 10% of the code accounts for the other 90% of the development time.”
(Tom Cargill) تصفيق حاد للجملة دى

15. “You can’t have great software
without a great team, and most software teams behave like dysfunctional
families.” (Jim McCarthy)

16. “As soon as we started programming, we
found to our surprise that it wasn’t as easy to get programs right as we had
thought. Debugging had to be discovered. I can remember the exact instant when I
realized that a large part of my life from then on was going to be spent in
finding mistakes in my own programs.”
(Maurice Wilkes discovers debugging,
1949)

17. “Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first
place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are–by
definition–not smart enough to debug it.” (Brian Kernighan)

18. “I don’t
care if it works on your machine! We are not shipping your machine!” (Vidiu
Platon) من أجملهم

19. “Everything that can be invented has been
invented.” (Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899) ودى
أحد التنبؤات الكوميدية اللي شهرتها جاوزت الآفاق

20. “There is no reason
for any individual to have a computer in his home.”
(Ken Olson, President,
Digital Equipment Corporation, 1977)

21. “If you think your users are
idiots, only idiots will use it.” (Linus Torvalds)

22. “The greatest
enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.” (Stephen
Hawking) راااااااائعة

23. “The more you know, the more you realize you
know nothing.” (Socrates)

24. “Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I
remember. Involve me and I learn.” (Benjamin Franklin)

25. “If people
never did silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done.” (Ludwig
Wittgenstein) أخطاء مبرمجين ثروات مبرمجين آخرين

26. “Where is the ‘any’
key?” (Homer Simpson, in response to the message, “Press any key”)

27.
“The Internet? We are not interested in it.” (Bill Gates, 1993)

28. “The
most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by
accident. That’s where we come in; we’re computer professionals. We cause
accidents.” (Nathaniel Borenstein) تفسير مريح ومنطقى لدمار البشرية

29.
“Mostly, when you see programmers, they aren’t doing anything. One of the
attractive things about programmers is that you cannot tell whether or not they
are working simply by looking at them. Very often they’re sitting there
seemingly drinking coffee and gossiping, or just staring into space. What the
programmer is trying to do is get a handle on all the individual and unrelated
ideas that are scampering around in his head.” (Charles M. Strauss)

30.
“Commenting your code is like cleaning your bathroom — you never want to do it,
but it really does create a more pleasant experience for you and your guests.”
(Ryan Campbell)

31. “Before software should be reusable, it should be
usable.” (Ralph Johnson)

32. “If you automate a mess, you get an
automated mess.” (Rod Michael)

33. “There are only two things wrong with
C++: The initial concept and the implementation.” (Bertrand Meyer)

34.
“UNIX is simple. It just takes a genius to understand its simplicity.” (Dennis
Ritchie)

35. “Companies spend millions of dollars on firewalls,
encryption and secure access devices, and it’s money wasted, because none of
these measures address the weakest link in the security chain.”(Kevin Mitnick)

36. “Hoaxes use weaknesses in human behavior to ensure they are
replicated and distributed. In other words, hoaxes prey on the Human Operating
System.” (Stewart Kirkpatrick)

37. “I’m not one of those who think Bill
Gates is the devil. I simply suspect that if Microsoft ever met up with the
devil, it wouldn’t need an “interpreter”. ” (Nicholas Petreley) مايكروسوفت حبيبة
الملايين

38. “Two years from now, spam will be solved.” (Bill Gates,
2004) لأ , ناصح

40. “The problem of viruses is temporary and will be
solved in two years.” (John McAfee, 1988) حسبي الله ونعم الوكيل

41. “The
Internet? Is that thing still around?” (Homer Simpson) ايه المرح دة!!

42. “In 2031, lawyers will be commonly a part of most development
teams.” (Grady Booch) الراجل دة بيفهم

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